Thursday, May 29, 2008

Take my advice, I won't use it anyway!

1. Do nothing!
Sumit often tells me that I spend most of my time doing nothing.
Guys believe me "doing nothing" is the hardest thing to do; the moment you do it you are no longer doing it!

2. Who says there are no easy ways to make $s , i shall teach you one:
"Repeatedly press shift-4"!

3. There's no fun meeting the deadlines, the real fun lies in beating them!

Now the following quotes are my personal favorites.

4. Follow the trend(herd), you won't get lost!

5. Don't stay laid-back, you may get laid off!


6. "Winners have one thing in common and blah blah blah....." - all nonsense!
I would rather say
"Losers have one thing in common, they all write anonymous blogs!"

5 comments:

harit said...

TOO GOOD!!

Only a Genius can have such words

Larry Uncle said...

thnx harit.
but the word "genius" kind of scares me; it sounds similar to "jenny-ass".
Hope you did not get the spelling wrong!

Wanderlust said...

kis movie se kaun sa comment uthae ho be..?? mujhe koi idea nahi laga.. waise pehle wala best hai.. doing nothing seems to be quite a paradox in itself!!! :)

Larry Uncle said...

@ghai : mereko laga aap to pehchaan hi loge...."Scent of a Woman" ka tha...Hoo-ah!

chalo matka uncle aap kam se kam ye to comment kar hi sakte ho ki kaun sa advice aapko sabse achha laga..

@harit : aap bhi apna favorite batao

Matka/HTML said...

dada, its been so long.. put something new :-)